A half-lesbian half-Jewish FedEx driver in 1990's Seattle befriends the Scandinavian mother of twins, an "Oakland black" restaurant manager, a kiki Mexican pal of a famous rapper and an old-money pixie in glittery Santa-drag. Colliding over Christmas dinner, the cultural rebels shock the two-stepping gay bar, wrestle a hate crime's international media frenzy and invade the Ban Roll-On Building's secret dome as they navigate surprise love, AA meetings, late-life parenthood and terminal illness.