Awesome collection of classy jokes, hilarious short stories, and funny quotes from famous actors and comedians. Perfect stocking stuffer of gag gift for your coworker, family or friend!Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are. Will Ferrell I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters, and they didn't know either.Making love is like math. Add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don't multiply.Q: Why did the archaeologist's wife divorce him?A: Because he was carbon dating.*Buy the print version of this book and get Kindle edition for FREE*