The sequel we never wanted to publish... Crapper Cycle Lanes is a humorous, campaigning guide to some of the worst (and also, to be fair, some of the most improved) cycle lanes in Britain. Councils around the land are investing your tax money to provide schemes to make cycling an easy and safe choice, as Britain grows in its awareness of its carbon footprint. Crapper Cycle Lanes exposes some of those schemes from the viewpoint of the people who pedal the roads. The practicality, difficulty and danger levels are rated, and sentence is passed on the offending council, ranging from a 'Caution', through to an 'ASBO', up to, for the worst cases, Regime Change.