If you've come for free nursery rhymes or zombi stories, you've come to the wrong place. This is also not another notebook on nurse eroctica, nurse and patient sex, or nurse doctor romance. This is a comedic book on my adventures in nursing. I follow only one rule: go to where the pain is. Through ten stories, I reveal the inner thoughts of male nurses and the unique challenges they face being minorities in a backdrop of vaginas and estrogen. At the end of each story, I share coaching tips. I've been a male registered nurse for several years and want to share my most interesting stories and insights. I've also asked the following questions as guide posts: What do men really need to know about nursing? What can I share to add value to people considering nursing as a career? What would I have wanted to know when I was 18 years old? How could I express what people need to know, not what they want to know? Most "humorous" nursing books out there are injected with weak humor in an attempt to make the nursing profession look good. I, on the other hand, inject nursing with black humor. I don't pretend there's anything special about nursing, and I don't try to sell this profession. I just tell it how it is. Whether you're a nursing student struggling with touching anuses or a 40 year old thinking that becoming a nurse will make life meaningful, you will find value in this book. Heck, even a nurse practitioner with a business practice will find timeless advice. And yes, physicians and physician assistants will also be able to identify with most of my experiences. Here is my nurse assessment: kindle unlimited will be used to share my stories as widely as possible. Even if you are a nurse educator, your students will find useful lessons. I have transmuted my painful nursing experiences into nuggets of joy for your enjoyment.