LuAnne loves her yarn shop, The Knit and Pearl, and yes she knows it is technically Purl. The other half of her shop is run by the awful Marie who sells estate jewelry, including that of the pearl variety. LuAnne loves her friends, the Headless Hookers Crochet Group and she thinks she may be in love with the handsome police detective trying to solve her murder. That's right, LuAnne is dead, but that doesn't stop her from speaking her mind. After all, what does she have to lose?