Hundreds of jokes from emergency rooms, hospital wards, dentist's chairs, and psychiatrist's couches"Doctor, doctor! I keep thinking I'm a goat!" "How long have you had this feeling?" "Since I was a kid."Did you hear the one about the optician who fell into the lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself.WARNING if you get an e-mail from the government warning you of the dangers of swine flu from tinned pork. DON'T OPEN IT. IT'S JUST SPAM. The trials and tribulations of the hard working people who fix us when we're broken have given birth to a brand of humor like no other. Dark and irreverent, this is a hilarious collection of one-liners, anecdotes, tall tales, and real-life comedy from the world of medicine—the perfect gift for a doctor, nurse, dentist, psychiatrist, paramedic, or anyone with a connection to the medical profession.