Let's make it simple. Because that's what ol' Josie likes. Simple! This here book be about a strong and wild country woman. Fierce as a summer storm and smart as a whip; Josie finds herself in a series of misadventures where she always comes out on top. Sought a good time at a bar with my crazy girl, Marlene. Did some shopping at a mall while screwing with a rich snot and watched her try to find herself in the hay with a city boy with murder and vengeance on his mind. Stole some magic and found myself in the past; watched dragons fly the sky, punched a crow, ran from a green man, and shot the devil in his face as I fled back to my mountain. Found myself in a damn parade on salts that tried to recruit me but I wasn't having none of that! Got myself some booze on the way through it all and out-smarted them sons a bitches 'cuz ol' Josie is slicker than snot! Delve in with ol' Josie on her adventures.