Erotic stories like you’ve never seen them before. We join the aroused sea captain returning to the small French village, revisiting his old flame. What starts as a quaint rendezvous explodes into a frenetic orgy of tastes, his lady friend reminding him of haute cuisine. What about the hot dragonslayer who conquers his otherworldly, sexy princess, the magical lake, his sword and sorcery of meaty bliss? The randy gladiator on the alien world is already a popular gigolo, an undefeated monster killer. When he’s invited to the high ranks – orgy takes a new turn. The mistress of the monarchs, she spreads her legs for the king, but when a strange actor arrives at the palace – fellatio reaches new heights. We meet a gang-banging sheriff who plucks out his gun more often than not, a rich rebel from Beverly Hills who would rather be auto-foulmouthed by his diner waitress than marry a rich cold woman chosen by his Dad, astronauts who sleep with alien girls with four clitoris, a lucious art collector with a moonshine ember gaze, mermaids with massive mammaries and girlfriends who share their men’s masculinity with their girlfriends, Flamenco dancers, girls who slip into the author’s dreams, Scottish treats, Victoria’s secret and Irish Strawberry Cheesecake. Prepare to be aroused! Who needs the internet? These 34 erotic stories will get any gender’s ya-ya’s out.