A group of rowdy bartenders go on an intergalactic journey to save fantasy baseball from Mark McGwire and his steroid-loving henchmen. Born in the most hideous way possible, the Brown Mosquito has a vision and a destiny. He inspires a team of misfits to form an alliance, bonded by a fantasy baseball league that is determined to break all the rules and restore integrity to the fantasy baseball universe. The other fantasy owners – including Crazy Fool, Captain Shitbeard, Cali Green, and the Newport Idiot – must fight a contracted bounty hunter, a furious restaurant manager, fluffy sports mascots, a giant-sized Rafael Palmeiro whose giant neck could swallow an alligator whole, and the Director of the Baseball Writers Association of America. With the help of many professional athletes and personalities along the way, these alcohol-aided bartenders somehow find a way to forge an astonishing lore found only in legends. In a time when fantasy baseball needed them most, these ten owners banded together and confronted the destructive forces of evil threatening to tear the game apart.It was in their blood to fight. And in their hearts not to fail.This is the Legend of Satan’s Bullpen.