This present work is an example of the bizarre arcane literature spawned readily during the first quarter of the 20th century. As electricity and "modernity" expanded, spirituality in its earlier, standardized sense often became boring, tossed aside in favor of spiritualism, science (and pseudoscience) and other forces.This booklet makes the claim that Ouija boards are controlled by small, quasi-cryptozoological forces (dwarves, elves, the names are various) and that the game, properly used, is a telegraph to the heavens.