You should definitely warn your friends about this book. Check out these testimonials: "The Pope would not approve." "My wife would not approve." "My wife's cousin's husband's sister's son's friend's dog's chew toy, Oinker, would not approve." "Hide this one from your kids." "A porcine calamity of epic proportions!" "I lost count of the bodies." "Like a slow-motion 50-car pileup." "Looks like Porksville is off the vacation list." I don't think anyone said any of these things, but they sure do make a compelling case for reading this sordid tale. Marital spats aren't that uncommon, but this one is a world-ending doozy. A side-splitting raucous comedy and a quick read. (Just over 50 pages.) Safe for everyone, unless you happen to live in Porksville, Kentucky.