The White Anglo-Saxon Protestant Bachelor's Survival Guide and Cookbook is the hilarious story of one man's attempt to grow up in America's Heartland--with recipes!!! Author, chef and WASPB himself, Jeff Clothier serves up a warm-hearted tribute to family, friends, females and food as an example to uncertain young men everywhere--and to the patient people who love them. Learn: The two ESSENTIAL kitchen appliances for the single guy besides a bottle opener. The telltale signs that your date may work out, but your relationship won't. The difference between FICA and a ficus. Laugh: At a herd of jock roaming the dorms in pink underwear. At an Iowa boy's attempts to be "cool." At the bonehead mistakes you probably made yourself--or will. Listen: To every morsel of Free Advice in this book because It Could Happen To You!!! The WASPB Survival Guide and Cookbook will leave you laughing and thinking about the young man you know, the young man you are, or the young man you once were.