Little red Book of Holiday Quotes & Toasts: Warm-Hearted, Funny, & Entertaining Sayings for the Holidays (en Inglés)
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The perfect Holiday gift.Ideal for Holiday gatherings and empowering the spirit of the Holidays or anytime. Makes wonderful reading at night as well. Inspiring quotes, excerpts & toasts which are humorous, entertaining and thought-provoking. Theologian John Piper said,“What I have learned from about twenty years of serious reading is this: It is sentences that change my life, not books. What changed my life is some new glimpse of truth, some powerful challenge, some resolution to a long-standing dilemma, and these usually come concentrated in a sentence or two.”Here are some excerpts from this book such as Jenny Lawson on Christmas carolers:“We wish you a merry Christmas” is the most demanding song ever. It starts off all nice and a second later you have an angry mob at your door scream-singing, ‘Now bring us some figgy pudding and bring it RIGHT HERE. WE WON’T GO UNTIL WE GET SOME SO BRING IT RIGHT HERE.’“Also, they’re rhyming ‘here’ with ‘here.’ That’s just sloppy. I’m not rewarding unrequested, lazy singers with their aggressive pudding demands. There should be a remix of that song that homeowners can sing that’s all ‘I didn’t even ask for your sh*tty song, you filthy beggars. I’ve called the cops. Who is this even working on? Has anyone you’ve tried this on actually given you pudding? Fig-flavored pudding? Is that even a thing?’ It doesn’t rhyme but it’s not like they’re trying either.“And then the carolers would be like, ‘SO BRING US SOME GIN AND TONIC AND LET’S HAVE A BEER,’ and then I’d be like, ‘Well, I guess that’s more reasonable. Fine. You can come in for one drink.’“Technically that would be a good way to get free booze. Like trick-or-treat but for singy alcoholics. Oh my God, I finally understand caroling.” - Jenny LawsonA Holiday Toast: “Christmas is here again. Let us raise a loving cup; Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up.” - Wendy CopeAnother Holiday Toast: “Men are not the equal of women. Just look at a man trying to wrap a Christmas present. Men, raise a glass and here’s to wrapping all your Christmas presents well, at least make it look like the gift put up a good fight.” - AnonReviews:“Raised my spirits with many thought-provoking, humorous, heart-warming sayings by some of the most wonderful writers (especially the exceptional women authors) in the world today and past years.”“I read these uplifting and humorous quotes to my husband and kids and refreshed everyone’s Christmas sprits. I found it to be a brilliant collection of quotes and toasts to spread the true spirit of the Season. Thank you!”“A great read by the fireplace or anytime.”“Enjoyed it very much! Wonderful selection of thoughts from the most brilliant writers of today.”SCROLL UP and read this happy book any time!P.S. We at TeamGolfwell extend our best wishes to all our readers for a Happy Holiday and all the best in the years to come!Tags: Positive quotes, uplifting quotes, short inspirational quotes, famous quotes about life, inspirational sayings, encouraging quotes, inspirational messages, daily inspirational quotes, motivational sayings, inspirational quotes, great quotes, motivational quotes, inspirational quotes about life, motivational thoughts, inspirational quotes about love, sad quotes, good quotes, famous quotes, daily quotes, meaningful quotes, motivational words, cute quotes, short quotes, best quotes, motivational messages, quote of the day, quotable quotes, quotation, motivational quotes to get the blood moving, quotes box, quotes every man should know, quotes growth, quotes happiness, quotes and sayings, quotations history, quotes book, quotes life changing, quotes magnets, quotes quips and words, sentiments, life changing quotes, Christmas quotes, toasts
